We here at the UC Movement for Efficient Privatization (UCMeP) are pleased to announce that the UC Davis Police Department is now offering a timely and only mildly psychotic practicum course in authoritarianism.
Below is Lt. John Pike demonstrating a key technique of this curriculum. It certainly takes its cue from the more “hands on” approach recently implemented by UC Berkeley Police Chief Mitch “Make ‘em Hurt” Celaya.
If you would like to ask Lt. John Pike any questions about his innovative pedagogical method, please feel free to email him at firstname.lastname@example.org, or call him at 530-752-3989.
And here are two instructional videos: