This morning, UCMeP awoke to an unsettling development. It seems UC Berkeley’s Code of Student Conduct (which we all know is responsible for ensuring proper campus comportment) has gone missing!
With no one telling us what we shouldn’t do, well, we really do not know what to do!
To think of all the consequences this state of exception could have on the swift and efficient privatization of the University of California chills UCMeP to the bone.
Without the University’s ability to refer to a highly malleable document full of logical contradictions with no legal foundation, how will the OSC be able to persecute students who want to save public education?
We only hope that this does not mean that the disciplinary charges against the 100+ criminals-formerly-known-as-students-who-were-never-charged-with-crimes-but-why-should-that-stop-the-Office-of-Student-Conduct-from-pursuing-their-own-trumped-up-charges aren’t going to be dropped. That would be an injustice!
Vice Chancellor Le Grande, HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!