Today promises to be a very scary for those of doing our darnedest to ensure the swift and efficient privatization of the world’s premier public university.
UCMeP’s Strategic Counter-Activism Brigade (SCAB) will be out in full force throughout the Bay today to help you through all the strikes, rallies, marches, etc.
We implore you, do your best to keep business going as usual.
If you choose to cross a picket line today, please try to ignore the moral, ethical, and political consequences of your actions.
And we hope the following tips for avoiding picket lines can be of assistance:
Tip #47: Use the Force
Tip #108: Come Bearing Gifts
Tip #17: Part the Sea of Reds
Tip #3: Butter